Keagan and CatCat, photo by Paige
Me: FayeFaye! Come here! I have some yummy raw salmon for you to try!
Keagan and CatCat: For us?!?
Me: No. For Faye. Go away, you two.
Faye: Um, I'm sorry, did you say I was suppose to eat that? You know, like food?
Me: Yes. It's salmon. Cats like salmon.
CatCat: Can I have it?
Me: No. Go away.
Keagan: Can I have it?
Me: No! Go away! Faye, eat this. You'll like it. I promise.
Faye: I am pretty sure that is not food. In fact, I'm not even certain it's dead. It may contaminate me.
Me: No, Faye, it's food!
Faye: Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
Keagan: If I can't have the salmon, maybe I'll just eat your leg instead.
Me: OWWWWW! Little F-er! GO AWAY!! NO! Faye! I didn't mean you! Come back and eat this stupid fish!
CatCat: Oh, she left. How sad for you.
Keagan: Nothing left for you to do now but set the fish down and walk away, lady.
CatCat: Yeah. Walk away, lady . . .
Me: I hate you all.
Faye, Hater of Salmon